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❝omg get on here❞

Omg okay

posted July 20
im-a-plagiarist:

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posted July 20 with 89,335 notes (via & org)
tags: shh 

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants



Space Jam
Quad City DJ's
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fuckyeahbasketballbkn:

Space Jam song

4.10.2011-6.5.2014

I wish I could fix it.

I have so much to say, your words hurt me, but I’m thinking it’s better I be hurt than try to fix it and hurt you more. I’m sorry you wasted three years trying to be my friend and more. I was awful as both. Frankly I’m surprised you hadn’t completely given up months ago. You still saw something in me that wasn’t quite there. No matter what I’ll always care about you, I’m sorry for everything.


Halfheartedly hoping you don’t see this,
L.

posted June 5
tags: Jordan  im sorry 
❝This isn’t like you.”
“What is?❞

—SIX WORDS (6/4/14)
posted June 5 with 164 notes (via &

vaginal-kimchi:

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knottedodyssey:

I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE

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jesus is PISSED

it’s not FIG SEASON

he’s PREPARING TO DIE

so he curses a fucking tree.

you child.

Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.

maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)
❝I’d make-out to Arctic Monkeys with you❞

—Ancient Proverb implying utmost respect and honour (via imjustbeingfriendly)
iwrotehaikusaboutcanabananalism:

What how did this get so many notes.

iwrotehaikusaboutcanabananalism:

What how did this get so many notes.

mk